I think I’m getting a reputation, because people are sending me stupid foodstuffs now. Still, it’s a blog post that practically writes itself, and I am nothing if not lazy, so here goes.
Chris brought another mention of chicken fried bacon (here called country fried bacon, but it looks the same to me) to my attention. The article itself is just more of the same lunacy I’ve already covered, but the comments are recommended:
Please don’t turn bacon into a meme. By their very nature, memes are fads and come and go, blow up and become passe. I swear to God, if any fucking hipster looks at me sideways for enjoying bacon in 2010, I will lose it.
However, Rupert upped the ante with this act of lunacy from holytaco.net (which, it seems, was all over Digg for days before I saw it; I guess I’m just not hip enough). Please do click through to the original article, because whoever ate this monstrosity deserves the hits; but these (blatantly stolen) pictures should encourage you:
You see, in bacon weaving — as with so much in life — the line between madness and genius is “fill with cheese”.
The Large Hadron Collider
Makes theoretical physics applieder.
It’s a machine for doing proton-smashing experiments at near light speed on an unprecedented scale in,
And almost infinitely safer than handing control of the US nuclear arsenal to John McCain or Sarah Palin.
This really made me laugh. Not just for the puerile (but still funny!) “go pick my bums” but also the really enthusiastic response, “One desperate workforce, coming up!”.
So, the person present at the fictional Resonance Cascade is now present at the only thing mankind has ever made that might cause a real Resonance Cascade. Life is imitating art! Run to the hills! We’re all doomed!
You see, in bacon weaving — as with so much in life — the line between madness and genius is “fill with cheese”.
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